All good cults know ONE thing: SEX SELLS
What better way to win carnal followers than to sauce up the text with a little raunch?
And the Chapel dishes it up real good… everything in Genesis is really a euphemism for something to do with sex. Eve ate an apple? That really means she had sex with Satan. Sons of God marrying the daughters of men? That really means fallen angels raping human women.
In our latest installment we descend further into madness to find Noah uncovered in his tent after getting into grandma’s medicine cabinet. But everything is not as it appears – Noah being uncovered really is a euphemism for Ham having sex with his mother! Take that Jerry Springer!
“And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father’s nakedness. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.” – Genesis 9:20-24
This passage has absolutely NOTHING to do with incest. Noah literally got drunk from literal wine, from a literal vineyard he planted. He was literally naked in his tent when Ham literally saw him.
Noah acknowledges that he KNEW what HAM had done to HIM. Noah’s wife NEVER enters into this. The sons took a literal garment and RESPECTFULLY covered their father. The nature of Ham’s sin was his lack of reverence and disrespect for Noah.
The bible doesn’t say that Ham uncovered him but that he saw him uncovered. The Chapel likes to use this support text from Leviticus…
“And the man that lieth with his father’s wife hath uncovered his father’s nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.” – Leviticus 20:11
The Chapel takes this text in Leviticus and uses it to interpret a very clear passage in Genesis.
The meaning here, uncovered his father’s nakedness is better translated as: exposed his father to shame… look it up in the Strong’s for yourself.
Just one more wicked carnal doctrine that you can throw into the trash bin of hellish false religion.